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This photo is a part of my new business plan. Bad day at the office? Girlfriend dump you for a photo of an Olympic swimmer? Tired of fighting those doping allegations?
I’ll be at your house in 15 minutes with a litter of puppies to crawl all over you for an hour.
Get a room.
Reblog of the day: We are not surprised to see that everything about Calder’s living and work spaces was incredibly cool!
Alexander Calder’s studio and home.
Well, this is the coolest thing ever. (And check out that toilet!)
Have you been patiently waiting for a paper doll pattern of me?
Ryan Dunn was my favorite Jackass. Wee Man is a close second.
When I was five I tried to put my cat Billy Jean in a vacuum. It didn’t end well for me. People ask me how I got my scars. Well that’s the story.
Harper Beckham went to lunch in London with her glamorous parents, both of whom are participating (at least ceremonially) in the Olympics.
Yesterday, I got an emergency tetanus booster shot after I was afraid that Katie’s cab ride idea might have lasting consequences on my health.
I hate everything.